Good morning boys and girls. I hope everyone had a great weekend. The Phillies finally solved the Boston Red Sox yesterday and got their lead back up to 4 games over the Mets. They have to bury that freaking team. Now the Phillies are a combined 2-97 against the Red Sox since inter-league play began and that is awesome.
I wonder how the Phillies would have done against them in the World Series last year. The Phillies were a different ball club in October, everything went their way and Cole Hamels was on a different planet. I still think they would have won, but not as easily as they did against Tampa Bay.
We’ll never know.
The Waltdog starting traveling again this week, I flew out to Boston yesterday. I was surrounded by Bostonites the entire flight.
Their accents drive me freaking crazy. I think they think people like their stupid accents and they make their accents more pronounced. I know they don’t talk like that all the time. It has to drive even people from Boston crazy.
Boston Harba, New England Clam chowda, I am going to the ba for some bea. Stop it, I will clam chowder your freaking face.
There are a few other accents that are absolutely intolerable. Here are the top 5, including the Boston peeps:
Boston accent – I am surprised that this accent isn’t number one. The accent makes my skin crawl. It is cute and funny for two seconds then it is like nails on a chalkboard. If I got forced to move to Boston, I would either wear earmuffs everywhere or jam a pencil into both ears and puncture both ear drums. I would rather be deaf then listen to these idiots talk about their wicked mad days hanging out at the Boston Harba.
Jewish accents – It sounds like people with Jewish accents eat pubic hair salads for a living and the hairs get caught in the back of their throats so they are constantly trying to cough the pubic hairs out. Any way you look at it that is not good. I think Jewish people produce more flem than any other people in the world.
3) New York
New York accents – They sound freaking ridiculous. How can you take anyone serious that talks with a thick New York accent? They all talk like they want to be in the mob. Every single one of them is crazy hand talkers too. If you are talking within five feet of anyone from New York, you need protect eyewear. Yous guys talking to me? I just threw up in my mouth a little.
French accents – I hate French people. They sound so smug, with their French accents as they wear their berets and smoke their extra long cigarettes through their thin mustaches, talking down on the average American person. They can take their fancy cheeses and shove it up their rear ends. I do like French fries though.
Southern Accents – It doesn’t really bother me too much but people that talk in Southern Accents always sound slow to me. It is almost like they have to formulate their thoughts AS they are speaking. They don’t sound too intelligent. I don’t mean to knock them but it’s true. Every time I hear a Southern Accent, I think of Forrest Gump. That is not good. I worked in Dallas for a year and people down there do not move at the same pace as people from the Northeast. They move at their own pace and I love it. They are not in a rush as they take their time. That is something I can appreciate.
That is it folks. Until tomorrow!