Not that anyone knows but the French Open is upon us. For the 114 passionate tennis fans around the world; this is sort of a big deal. After checking out these few honeys below; tennis is going to get an explosion of new fans!
Tennis is not that popular anymore. It needs to spruce things up a little. Maybe they should let fans throw stuff at the players, to periodically get them off of their game.
Can you imagine if Andy Roddick was playing a French dude, and as he was about to serve up point/set/match – he gets hit in the face with a mustard and ketchup covered hotdog, or a bag of poop, or a bowl of steaming hot oatmeal? How great would that be? I would start watching tennis again.
Maybe they can incorporate and make the Women’s Double Tournament to be played in the buff. Sign Walt up!
Tennis, in my humble opinion, needs to change the lingo a little to accommodate the new influx of fans. They need to start calling tennis rackets – racks. So we can all giggle when the announcer talks about racks and balls.
“These two girls are slamming the balls with their racks!” Amen sister!
The following list of girls will not only change the tennis world – they will save lives. You get a glimpse of these girls and you realize how life is worth living. Picture of these girls should be plastered all over loony bins across the nation. They would brighten up all the crazy dudes’ lives!
Without further adieu:
10) Jelena Dokic – (This picture does not show her front, but I beg you trust me. This picture is picture perfect – does that make sense?)
9) Andy Roddick (Any list about boobs in tennis has to include Andy Roddick. Is there a bigger boob in tennis than him? How did this douche bag land Brooklyn Decker? Is there a bigger injustice in the world today?)
8) Nikola Hofmanova (She doesn’t have big boobs, she was just too cute to leave off the list. Just look at her! If people protest including her on the list – then I will cut off my double D man boobs and transplant them on her chest. She can have them, for the sake of the list damn it!
7) Ludmila Skavronskaya – (I cannot tell from the picture, but I think Ludmilla has a uni-brow AND a uni-boob!)
6) Mia Buric (She loves concentrating on balls. Just look at the focus. She really wants that ball!)
5) Petra Mandula – (Hel--lo!)
4) Serena Williams – (She would break me in half, and I would accept the punishment, for being a bad naughty little boy.)
3) Christi Potgieter (Something in my pant is very excited about the French Open this year…)
2) Tamira Paszek – (I saw someone ask on Facebook the other day: “What was the greatest invention BEFORE sliced bread.” Answer: Cleavage. ) PS – She seems to be daydreaming of her own boobies in this picture. At least that is what I like to think.
1) Simona Halep – She literally just made my laminated card of chicks I am allowed to cheat on Wifesense with. (Not that one exists, but if it did, she would be on it, right behind Halle Berry.) The crazy part about Simona and Walt’s pending relationship is – after we get married she will only have to change on letter in her name. Halep to Haley. It seems to be destiny. How crazy is that? It was meant to be Simona!